i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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