Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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