I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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