rhymes with "ouble enetration"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
How's work?
Spinning.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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