Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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