it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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