Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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