Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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