I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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