I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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