I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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