what if I'm pregnant?
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im having a threesome with these popsicles
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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