your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Two words: blizzard sex
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
