Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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