Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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