you guys were way drunker than both of me
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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