Fine. I'll sleep in my office
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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