she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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