i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Two words: nipple clamps
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