I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Randomize
