I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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