so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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