Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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