I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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