all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I need to sanitize my soul.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Randomize
