508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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