ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize