in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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