Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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