I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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