when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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