Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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