she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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