Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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