I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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