Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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