This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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