You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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