If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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