and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm passing your future prison.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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