I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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