Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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