But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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