I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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