We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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