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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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