Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
