I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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