You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's blow job season.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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