did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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