she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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